hell-yeah-superavengelock:

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

and now we play the waiting game

truxtondogyuun:

Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr

Types of kisses and their meaning

aileean:

little-things-count-the-most:

toujiii:

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

that last one though

the last one more like “because u live in korea”

kaitdee:

renting a glass igloo in Finland to sleep under the northern lights

BUCKET LIST

bioshck:

“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

midnaeverafter:

rabioheab:

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

derelictjet:

meehighmeelo:

bean-alchemist:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

GOODBYE FRIENDS

A FUCKING SHRIMP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMFG IT’S A SHRIMP I’M DYING.

This is the only one of these clipart remakes I will reblog.

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

bbolin:

when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more